Today, ahead of a summer European tour, Jade Hairpins share the title track from their September 13 album Get Me the Good Stuff.  Enrobing the Hairpins’ circus of wordplay within an absurd take on Freddie Mercury-esque lyrical bombast, the song is a punchy, effervescent raver, its impatient demand for the good stuff delivered with a smile. Listen to “Get Me the Good Stuff” wherever you stream music, and reserve your copy of the album on LP or CD from the Merge store!

Jonah Falco on “Get Me the Good Stuff”:

Hairpins finally complete the journey from wallflower to bouquet and get the goodest stuff from the deepest depths. Big punches of an immaterial past where the Happy Mondays played a World Cup final, but the fans were the band and the players were the audience. The world is upside down, and it turns out the centre of the earth is a choir of 45 untrained voices shouting, “You don’t get to know what I’m up to, I’ll tell you when I find out.” Guess, imagine, finesse, fill the stage, and be the show.

In addition to the song, Jade Hairpins announce a special acoustic duo show at London’s Rough Trade West on October 18, just before Fucked Up’s October tour of the UK. Tickets for all of Jade Hairpins’ 2024 dates are on sale now.

Jade Hairpins on tour:
Aug 24 London, UK – New River Studios
Aug 28 Istanbul, TR – The Wall
Aug 30 Yerevan, AM – Muha
Aug 31 Tbilisi, GE – Secret Place
Oct 18 London, UK – Rough Trade West (acoustic duo)
Nov 17 Haarlem, NL – Patronaat*
Nov 18 Cologne, DE – Helios 37*
Nov 20 Hamburg, DE – Molotow Club*
Nov 21 Malmö, SE – Plan B*
Nov 22 Berlin, DE – Monarch*
Nov 24 Antwerp, BE – Het Bos*
Nov 25 Paris, FR – Point Éphémère*
Nov 26 Bordeaux, FR – Rock School Barbey*
Nov 27 Lyon, FR – Ninkasi Cordeliers*
Nov 28 Lille, FR – L’Aéronef*
Dec 03 London, UK – Moth Club*
Dec 05 Manchester, UK – Yes (Pink Room)*
Dec 06 Glasgow, UK – McChuills*

* w/ Chubby and the Gang